2021 Range Rover Sport HSE – Firenze Red Metallic, the automotive equivalent of wearing a tailored red suit to your ex’s wedding.

This turbodiesel beauty delivers 4WD confidence, an 8-speed automatic, and enough low-end torque to pull your entire sense of self-worth uphill. It’s classy, capable, and somehow still more well-travelled than your last vacation.

Feature highlights:

• Blind Spot Assist – Watches your blind spots because you… don’t.
• Ebony Morzine Headlining – A fancy way of saying the ceiling looks expensive.
• Heated Windscreen – Winter disappears faster than people do when you start moving furniture.
• SiriusXM + HD Radio – Hundreds of channels so you can still complain “nothing’s on.”
• Soft Door Close – Doors that politely shut themselves, even when your passengers won’t.

And the kicker:

• Odometer is 12,991 km below market average – This thing has been driven less than most people’s excuses. Practically still in the honeymoon phase.

In short? A red Range Rover Sport that looks powerful, feels powerful, and has mileage so low it might still be shy.